Courtesy of the Valentine Generator, via Susan Higginbotham:
To my gorgeous Gascon,
You are the castle of my earl of Cornwall. I want to swoon with you more than any Wallingford in the whole jousting tournament.
The first time we hunted, I felt glowing in my shoulders, and I was so joy that I could barely adore. I knew that we would worship together for whole lives.
Whenever you idolise, it makes me blaze eternally and hug like a flamboyant lance.
I will soar with you wildly until the knight sighs and the passion dies.
Burnished Valentine's Day!
Love, your supercilious beauty
Edward, roi d'Angleterre
Happy Valentine's Day!
7 comments:
That is brilliant Alianore!
it makes me blaze eternally and hug like a flamboyant lance.
Piers would have loved that bit! hehehehe!
Tsk, tsk, that lance! Naughty!
Roflol, that's some prose that is not only purple but SPARKLES. But I bet it would have made Piers melt. :)
Yes, Piers was definitely into lances and sparkles:-)
Sparkles! There's a great word I should have fed into the generator! :)
I'm sure that card companies will be flocking to make use of Ed's sparkly, purple prose!
Ed would surely have given Piers a few sparkles as well as the verse - diamonds, rubies, the usual:) And Ed would have been rewarded with more than a glow in his shoulders!
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