Edward of Caernarfon joined Facebook.
Edward and Piers Gaveston are now friends. Comment . Like . Add as Friend
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Edward of Caernarfon added 'prince of Wales, duke of Aquitaine, earl of Chester and count of Ponthieu' to his Work Info. Comment . Like . Share
Piers Gaveston left a comment: Wow Ned you have so many titles LOL!!!
Edward replied: Shame the old man won't let me give one of them to you!
Edward joined the group Let's see how many people on here are from WALES!
Edward became a fan of Piers Gaveston. Become a Fan
Edward created the group The Piers Gaveston Appreciation Society. Comment ·Like · Join this Group
Edward created the group Piers Gaveston is well sexy and gorgeous. Comment ·Like · Join this Group
Edward created the group Piers Gaveston is the most amazing creature on God's green earth. Comment ·Like · Join this Group
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Hugh the Elder sent Edward of Caernarfon a gift of raisins and wine using 'Suck Up to the Future King' Gifts. Send one to your future king today!
Piers Gaveston wrote on Edward's Wall: Miss you, stuck over here in exile. Ponthieu is just, like, sooooo boring. (Thanks for the swans though, they were yummy!) Love always xxxxxooooo Comment ·Like . See Wall-to-Wall
Edward replied: don't worry, we'll get you back over here as soon as the old man kicks the bucket!!! LOL! Love you always xxxxoooooxxxxxxxooooo Oh, btw, have you worn those new jousting outfits I bought you yet? Bet you looked fab xxxx
Piers Gaveston replied: yes I have, and yes I did. *Big grin* Love you always too xxxxxxooooooxxxxxxxooooo
Thomas of Lancaster left a comment: Eeeeeewwwwww, I just threw up a bit in my mouth. Jeez, you two, get a room, will you?
Edward can't be bothered to go and help his father chase Robert Bruce all over Scotland and is heading back to London to party.
Edward The King replied: what do you think you're playing at, sending me barrels of fish in June? They're stinking the place out. Yeah, great plan, son. When did you say you're arriving in Scotland?
Edward updated his Work Info to 'King of England'.
Edward received a Piers Gaveston Is Back In England Heart at iHeart.
My heart is now beating at 97 beats/minute.
Edward is hosting a coronation and needs some friends to lend a hand! Edward needs help in a good ol' fashioned coronation ceremony to let him offend more French people! He still needs the help of 10 more friend(s)! - via KingdomVille · Comment ·Like · Click here to help
Edward sent Piers Gaveston an Earldom of Cornwall using Extravagant Royal Gifts. Send one to your friends today!
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Guy of Warwick left a comment: WHERE'S THE DISLIKE BUTTON???!!!!
Edward sent Piers Gaveston a Marriage to the King's Niece using Extravagant Royal Gifts. Send one to your friends today!
Edward left a comment: haven't seen Margaret for ages, so hope she's not too much of a minger.
Piers Gaveston: Nah, she's well fit actually. Cheers, Ned, nice one.
Edmund of Arundel, John of Surrey, Humphrey of Hereford and three other friends joined the group Petition to get the Wallingford Jousting Tournament of 1307 replayed.
John of Surrey left a comment: I cannot believe that I was ruled offside in that last round against Gaveston. Ref, are you blind???!!!!
Edmund of Arundel left a comment: did you see that git-face Gaveston diving? How did the hell did he not get a red card?
Humphrey of Hereford left a comment: his team should be demoted from the Premier Jousting League pronto.
Piers Gaveston left a comment: LOL, you bunch of sad losers just can't handle the fact that me and my posse beat you fair and square. Arundel, I so did not dive.
Edmund of Arundel left a comment: Go and troll somewhere else, Gaveston.
Piers Gaveston left a comment: Oooooh, witty comeback, Arundel. I always thought you were a decent enough jouster, but turns out you're actually an incompetent hack. Oops, my bad.
Edmund of Arundel, John of Surrey and Humphrey of Hereford defriended Piers Gaveston.
Edward joined the group Gascon Men Do It Better. Join this Group
Edward updated his Relationship Status to Married.
Edward and Isabella of France are now friends. Add as Friend
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Philippe King of France wrote on Edward's Wall: Oy, Ned, have you arrested those Templars yet? Get a bloody move on, will you?
Philippe King of France wrote on Edward's Wall: Received this from my lawyers this morning: "The king of England must send the king of France details of all the land provisions he has made for the king of France's daughter, in triplicate, signed in blood by himself, all his earls, lords and bishops and everyone he has ever met. Failure to comply by the end of this month will result in a declaration of war, a fine of £100,000,000 and seizure of the king of England's first-born."
Philippe King of France wrote on Edward's Wall: We need to find a time to sit down and discuss all the Gascony problems. How does April 1308 suit you? We can always push on into May if a month isn't long enough.
Philippe King of France wrote on Edward's Wall: Ned? Are you listening to me? Ned??? NED!!!???!!
Edward of Caernarfon defriended Philippe King of France.
Isabella of France joined the group Does my bum look big in this sideless surcoat?
Isabella of France joined the group Does my crown make me look fat?
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Eleanor Despenser left a comment: ummmm, maybe because you're twelve?
Edward wants to share his Perfect Priceless Ruby Rings with Piers Gaveston!
Edward only has 2 rings available for his Piers Gaveston who acts the fastest!
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Thomas of Lancaster joined the group Embittered royal earls close in blood to the throne (but not quite close enough, dammit).
Edward of Caernarfon is hosting a FREE coronation banquet at Westminster today! Edward just seared some juicy Eels and can't wait for everyone to try! · Comment · Like · Get 100 Eels
Marguerite of France, Louis d'Evreux, Charles de Valois and Charles de la Marche joined the group French people huffily opposed to Piers Gaveston. Join this Group
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Hugh the Elder, Hugh the Younger and Hugh the Even Younger joined the group I bet we can find 10,000 people on Facebook called Hugh. Join this Group
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Roger Mortimer left a comment: yeah, cos you're one to talk.Piers Gaveston left a comment: touché, mon ami. :)
John of Surrey is now friends with Maud Nerford. Add as Friend
John of Surrey defriended Jeanne de Bar.
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Piers Gaveston added Ireland to the Places I've Been application.
Margaret Gaveston is happy to have her husband to herself for once.
Isabella of France is happy to have her husband to herself for once.
Edward is sulking.
Edward added thatching roofs, digging ditches, drinking with serfs and getting Piers Gaveston back from Ireland to his Interests.
Piers Gaveston: Hi everyone, I'm baaaaaaaack!!!!
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Guy of Warwick left a comment: WHERE'S THE DISLIKE BUTTON???!!!!
Edward -> the Lords Ordainer: sod the lot of you. Piers and me are off to Scotland and we'll totally defeat Robert Bruce in battle and then you'll be sorry.
Edward: WHERE THE HELL IS ROBERT BRUCE??? How can I defeat the git if he doesn't show up?
Edward is wondering if it's possible for the king of England to sidle back into England without anyone noticing.
Roger Mortimer is movin' on up in KingdomVille! Roger attained the level of Jolly Justiciar of Ireland in KingdomVille!
Gilbert de Clare, Thomas of Lancaster, Humphrey of Hereford and 31 other friends joined the group Let's kick Piers Gaveston out of England once and for all. Join this Group
Piers Gaveston added Brabant to the Places I've Been application.
Edward of Caernarfon wants to defriend his entire kingdom.
Edward has decided that York is where it's at. It has those certain 'no Lords Ordainer anywhere near' and 'far from London' qualities that I find appealing.
Piers Gaveston added York to the Places I've Been application.
Edward, Piers Gaveston, Margaret Gaveston and Eleanor Despenser are now friends with Joan Gaveston.
Edward is hosting a break-out from Tynemouth and needs some friends to lend a hand! Edward needs help in a good ol' fashioned break-out to let him and Piers escape from Thomas of Lancaster! They still need the help of 10 more friend(s)! - via KingdomVille · Comment ·Like · Click here to help
Isabella of France joined the group Does being pregnant make me look fat?
Isabella of France joined the group Does being fat make me look fat?
Piers Gaveston thinks Scarborough is a hole.
Arnaud Caillau left a comment: I know, what's with all the chavs on the seafront? And all the crappy giftshops? And the donkey rides are a right rip-off, innit.
Piers Gaveston left a comment: I meant the castle, bird-brain. Hellooooo, I'm being besieged, remember?? (You're right though, it is chavtastic.)
Piers Gaveston added the dungeons of Warwick Castle and Blacklow Hill to the Places I've Been application.
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Isabella of France likes this.
Edward of Caernarfon defriended Thomas of Lancaster, Guy of Warwick, Humphrey of Hereford, Robert Clifford and Henry Percy.
Edward joined the group Vengeance is Mine. Oh yes it is. Just you wait, you bastards. Join this Group
Hugh the Elder wrote on Edward's Wall: most sincerely sorry for your dreadful loss, Sire. You may find, however, that my tall, handsome son Hugh could be of some comfort to you.
Richard Damory wrote on Edward's Wall: most sincerely sorry for your dreadful loss, Sire. You may find, however, that my tall, handsome brother Roger could be of some comfort to you.
Hugh Audley Sr wrote on Edward's Wall: most sincerely sorry for your dreadful loss, Sire. You may find, however, that my tall, handsome son Hugh Jr could be of some comfort to you.
Edward of Caernarfon and Margaret Gaveston joined the group Piers Gaveston's glory will live for ever more. Join this Group
Isabella of France, Hugh the Younger and 42 other friends declined an invitation to join the group Piers Gaveston's glory will live for ever more.
Edward: YAY I'M A DADDY!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Louis King of Navarre, Eleanor Despenser, Aymer de Valence and 67 other friends like this.
Hugh the Elder left a comment: My warmest congratulations, Sire! You have made your subjects proud.
Roger Mortimer left a comment: Hang on a minute, isn't the kid mine? No, wait, of course he can't be. I've been in Ireland for years. OK, as you were.
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The mayor of London is holding a FREE street party to celebrate the birth of our future king in London today! The mayor just set up hundreds of pipes of wine and can't wait for everyone to try! · Comment · Like · Get 100 Pipes of Wine
Edward of Caernarfon sent Edward of Windsor an Earldom of Chester using Proud Papa Gifts. Send one to your kids today!
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Edward and Isabella of France created the group Edward of Windsor is the coolest baby ever.
Edward likes Isabella of France's photo album Edward of Windsor Baby Pics.
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