15 May, 2008

Catalogue Card

Courtesy of the Catalogue Card Generator...

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Jules Frusher said...

Haha, gotta love those searches!'Hugh quartered penis' - my eyes are watering!

Must try that catalogue card thing too. If Ed's got one, Hugh should have one too! Mind you, I'm not sure he would approve of all that 'Piers' stuff all over Ed's lol!

Anerje said...

I LOVE the catalogue card - absolutely brilliant!

hi Lady di - sorry, but I have to say, I can't believe Ed would ever scribble Hugh's name in place of Piers - It's 'Ed loves Piers - 2gether 4 ever' ;)

Jules Frusher said...

Anerje: LOL - Poor Hugh - he had so much to live up to in Piers, didn't he? I'm sure Ed loved him though - just in a different way - for a start he was much better with money and running the country ;-)

Kathryn Warner said...

Thanks, Anerje! Lady D, Ed makes sure to hide the card whenever Hugh's around. ;)

Anerje said...

Lady Di - I can't disagree with your asessement that Hugh was better at running the country than Piers, who just wasn't that interested in doing it. I can visualise Piers draped in jewels singing 'Diamonds are an Earl's best friend':) Much more his interest! and I think it's impossible for ANYONE to live up to Piers;) Hugh did his best.

Carole said...

Brilliant Alianore - for anyone who's interested I've done cards for Roger Mortimer and Isabella on my blog...